Let’s get the show on the road – with organic Bonk Lube

We’re broaching a topic that not many of us talk about – from the moment you say ‘lube’ it’s a slippery slope (we hope) socially; the conversation either dries up immediately, or suddenly becomes incredibly personal… and often hilarious! We dare you to try it; both the amazing lubricant from Bonk Lube – and the conversations!

It’s a fact. Lube makes life more fun for a lot of couples – or singles – and it turns out that people have quite a bit to say about it. At the mention of Bonk Lube a friend gasped “I NEED that, I mean seriously, I need it.” She’s a sexy lady this one, and I trusted her to know what she was talking about.

Why do people use sexual lubricants?

Show us 9 people and we’ll show you 9 reasons for sex lube. Maybe they’ve had a baby and just want to get the wheels turning smoothly. Maybe they’re discovering that middle aged hasn’t knocked the stuffing out of their sex drive, but where the mind is willing, the body is not! Maybe they plan to try some new and kinky things and need the reassurance of a little extra slippery dip!

Sex lube is perfect for consenting adults of all flavours

A handy addition to married life, sex lube is also mother’s little helper, the get-you-started catalyst for those flying solo, and part of the safe sex routine for those on the make. If there’s sexual fun to be had, lube can smooth out the bumps in the road. Wait, is that a third automobile metaphor? Apt, as this is all about sexual DRIVE!

Sex drive is a quirky thing and regardless of how raunchy your fantasies are, the actual process of love making can require a little extra help – especially if it’s a ‘heat of the moment’ style sexual encounter!

Loads of adults use sex lube, and not all lubes are created equal

We’ve all dallied with the supermarket brands, but the hyped synthetic fragrances and tacky texture tend to kill the moment… not to mention the thought of petrochemicals going right on some of our most sensitive and absorbent areas! Heard of propylene glycol? That’s the antifreeze chemical that one of the biggest lube brands uses. There was never going to be a glowing future for that relationship.

9 reasons to choose Bonk Lube as your long term sexual partner

1. It’s organic. No kidding! This sex lube has the BioGro certification of your dreams. No pesticides or GMOs in this tube
2. It’s 100% cruelty free sexual lubricant, and wasn’t tested on animals. Real people bravely volunteered to do the hard yards themselves. It’s only right.
3. Bonk Lube uses natural, moisturising plant based ingredients like sunflower, harakeke, jojoba, cocoa butter, shea butter and aloe vera extracts to soothe and smooth.
4. It really works. Lightweight slipperiness without the stickiness makes for some smooth loving.
5. It smells good. Just a light, natural scent that you won’t even notice in the heat of the moment.
6. Ideal for those with sensitive skin, hypoallergenic and gentle on the skin.
7. There’s an oil-based lube and a water-based lube so you can choose your favourite blend. Water based Bonk Lube is compatible with all condoms and toys, but note that the oil based personal lubricant is only compatible with polyurethane and nitrile condoms and silicone based toys; not latex or polyisoprene condoms..
8. Bonk Lube is 100% kiwi. New Zealand made, and New Zealand owned. Locally produced means low carbon miles, and you get high use miles!
9. Great sex. Smooth, enjoyable lovemaking is a really good reason to use Bonk Lube.

Ready to trial a little Bonk Lube loving? Grab it now and get a free sample sized tube, while stocks last!

 

The low down on Bonk Lube from Rocky & Ruby

In one of the funniest (and swearing filled, you have been warned) product reviews we have ever seen, the inimitable Rocky and Ruby wrote about organic Kiwi made Bonk Lube.

“Do you know what is really really awkward? Buying lube, it’s up there with a pregnancy test when you shouldn’t be pregnant and also condoms I don’t care how old we are they are still f*** awkward to buy right? So I googled and did some research on lubes, I love a good google guys. To be fair I didn’t find a lot on the market aside from the usual’s like KY and durex none of which were overly inspiring – but lubes lube right? Wrong, so, so wrong…”

“Do you know what people should give mums to be? Not flowers or kid’s clothes or things to make them smell nice (they’ve just had a bloody baby they aint going to smell nice they won’t shower for like 6 weeks for real!) you should buy them bonk lube, a big old tube of bonk lube.”

Read the incredible review here, or grab your very own Bonk Lube online now.

Millie Elder Holmes on Bonk Lube

We were stoked to have Millie review Bonk Lube as it is becoming such a popular seller! Millie wrote:

“When I was approached to trial this product, initially I thought “no that’s too personal!”. But then the longer I thought about it, the more I realised that this is exactly what I do: I speak about things that are sometimes uncomfortable and taboo, I advocate for living a chemical free lifestyle where possible and I’m always keen to gain knowledge and learn about new products and ways to live a healthier lifestyle.

We’re lucky to have bloggers like Millie spreading the word about a more natural, chemical free lifestyle. Read her review of Bonk Lube and check out the products right here.